Dealing With Life....

· Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

· Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

· Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

· Drive Carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

· If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

· If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

· It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

· Never buy a car you can’t push.

· Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.

· Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

· Since it the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

· The second mouse gets the cheese.

· When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

· Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

· You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

· Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.